Second to money, alcohol is the root of all evil. Drinking too much is poisonous and it can drive you to do things that could end up badly if you aren’t careful. Luckily, this married man woke up alive and found an unexpected note from his wife after a crazy night. A netizen found this story amusing and shared it, starting a snowball effect until it was completely viral . Find out why.
A married man named Jack woke up sore and wasted. He tries to recall what happened after a night out drinking with his friends. But he doesn’t remember.
He found aspirin and a glass of water sitting on the nightstand. He looks around and saw his clothes, clean and neatly folded.
He walked to the bathroom to wash his face. He was shocked to see he had a huge a black eye in the mirror. A handwritten note from his wife was seen stuck to its corner. The note had little red hearts and a kiss mark and read:
“Dear husband, last night you came home drunk and made a huge racket. But don’t worry! Breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
He went to the kitchen, and found hot breakfast served.
It was so odd that he asked his son, who was sitting eating his breakfast, what happened last night.
He narrated, “Well, you came home after three in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you threw up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”
He was more confused and curious by his wife’s note, and what it meant.
He asked his son again, “So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, when Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ’Leave me alone, I’m married! I’m married!’”
After learning this, Jack burst into tears in relief to wake up in his bed at home that morning.
The story was so hilarious that many netizens have reacted to the story. Here are a few:
Did you find the story hilarious? If your spouse walked in completely drunk and ended up breaking stuff like the married man Jack in this story, how would you react? Write your insights and comments below!